sammyya
NEWEST UPDATE:
MOOD
OFENDED
I hate when you go to a new restaurant and you match the waitresses' uniform -- 3 people asked me for a menu on my way to the bathroom!
MOOD
OFENDED
I hate when you go to a new restaurant and you match the waitresses' uniform -- 3 people asked me for a menu on my way to the bathroom!
sammyya jones
in her late teens
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sammyya
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"NEWEST UPDATE: MOOD OFENDED I hate when you go to a new restaurant and you match the waitresses' uniform -- 3 people asked me for a menu on my way to the bathroom!"
sammyya
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"Newest Update: Mood whoa A sentence that no one has ever written before: Pretty pink elephants love hot air balloon rides over fields of purple daisies."
sammyya
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"At the mall hanging out with a vow. (Edit: Sorry, that should say hanging out with a COW. Stupid autocorrect.) MOOD :) awesome"
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"I just found out what an e-book is. For the longest time I just thought it was a book about the letter "E"."
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"My doctor says I need therapy. Does aromatherapy count? I hope so, I love smelling things!"
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"Apparently, most girls don't store candy in their bras. Weird. So where DO they keep their gumdrops?"
sammyya
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"Cut my foot stepping on a seashell! Who's going around throwing seashells all over the beach?!? That's called littering, people"
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""Wait, so dinosaurs were REAL at one point!?! No way!!! That's so exciting!!!""
sammyya
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"Wait, so dinosaurs were REAL at one point!?! No way!!! That's so exciting!!!"
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"I'm watching my French neighbor's cat. Does anyone know how to say "Don't pee in the house" in French? I don't think this cat speaks English."
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"I just drew a little man on my shoe, but now I can't wear a skirt because I'm afraid he'll see my underpants."
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"My hair is starting to grow back! Maybe if I sing to it, it will grow even faster. LAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
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