The TAAZ Makeover Glossary

Taaz beauty terminology you need to know now

At TAAZ, we communicate using our own makeover glossary, which is made up of completely fabricated terms every gloss-obsessed gal can relate to. Herein, a few of our favorites:

Beauty Call

The last-minute appointment you secure with your hair stylist before a big event (the one that usually takes place late in the evening after everyone else has gone home).

Karmic Breakouts

When the number of pimples on your chin are in direct correlation to the number of friends you gossiped about last week.

Arch Enemy

The overzealous professional waxer or threader who costs an arm and a leg but leaves your brows in the shape of funky tadpoles.

The Big Bang Theory

The assumption that you'll want to grow your bangs out immediately after you cut them.

Single Process

The allover hair color you endure before a first date with a younger man in an effort to hide your true age.

Hairapy

The large phone bill you accumulate while seeking support from friends after getting a botched hair cut.

Magnifying Fearror

The initial shock of looking into the magnifying mirror only to discover the blackheads, stray hairs and sun damage you never knew existed.

Breakover

The extreme makeover you undergo after a nasty breakup, usually resulting in in more heartache in the form of too short bangs, too many layers or too much Botox.

Chanel Surfer

The woman who browses high-end cosmetic brands in high-end department stores just to collect free samples.

Stubble Trouble

The insecurity that overwhelms you when he wants to get close and you haven't shaved (the less you shave, the more the cuddling odds increase).

Beautylicious

The total confidence you feel after spending all day getting ready.

Glamour Shots

The tequila shots you take after you spend all day getting ready and your boyfriend doesn't notice the difference. --Stephanie Simons

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